One Red Mike and Ike

I always cut the crustaceans off my bread. Is this the bus to Lordsburg? Is this the Lord to Brainsburg? Was that you on the roof this morning? Make that face, April! Three percent of all chips have ridges. I wish I had ridges. We gnome what you're thinking. Expect eight to ten Draculas per hour.


J. D. Nelson
J. D. Nelson (b. 1971) experiments with words and sound in his subterranean laboratory. More than 1,000 of his bizarre poems and experimental texts have appeared in many small press and underground publications. He is the author of Roman Meal (Ten Pages Press, 2011), Noise Difficulty Flower (Argotist Ebooks, 2010), and The Frankendelphia Experiment (Tainted Coffee Press, 2010). Visit for more information and links to his published work. His audio experiments (recorded under the name Owl Brain Atlas) are online at J. D. lives in Colorado, USA.